MySpace Message of the Day Thread

[dvsness]

From http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=349467951

you look good, but your arms and quads could use a little more size.
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Next time I want your opinion, I'll be sure to let you know.
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well hopefully you wont ever come to my gym in the city so then i wont have to put you in your place little girl, so until then keep backing down
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Alright internet tough guy. Lol. Enjoy your day.
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haha, youre the weak little bitch thats hiding behind her computer :) come to my gym when u get the guts, or call me to set it up. 856-264-6663 but oh wait, youre just gonna back down. bye coward :)
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Of the two of us, I'm the one who's not hiding. You are. ;)

"This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile. "
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How am I the one that's hiding when you're scared to call, get embarassed at my gym, or compare measurements or lifts? Exactly
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I'll be in Jersey on Saturday doing appearances for Prolab at Vitamin Shoppe. If you want an autograph feel free to come by. Freehold from 12-2, Eatontown from 3-5.

Peace.

[fitmomma3]

FREAK!!!!!!! Who the hell...why would you...SPEECHLESS... this is just disturbing! Weirdo:mad:

[IslandGirl]

OMGoodness! That is absurd!

[Shelly]

DOnt people make you LAUGH?

I cant check b/ its blocked at work... but what does this fool look like?

And WHO DOES THAT.

I mean seriously....

[fitmomma3]

It's a 21 year old male... who has up an arm pic and V's biceps put him to shame! LMAO!

[Shelly]

It's a 21 year old male... who has up an arm pic and V's biceps put him to shame! LMAO!

thast hysterical...

these people are:nuts: these days i swear.

[Neely]

DOnt people make you LAUGH?

I cant check b/ its blocked at work... but what does this fool look like?

And WHO DOES THAT.

I mean seriously....

I can only see his profile pic since he's set to private.. but it's not anything to write home about haha

[Shelly]

I can only see his profile pic since he's set to private.. but it's not anything to write home about haha

MY BICEP is bigger than his LOL

[dvsness]

I know y'all get some good ones. Share in the laughs! ;)

[Alli]

DOnt people make you LAUGH?

I cant check b/ its blocked at work... but what does this fool look like?

And WHO DOES THAT.

I mean seriously....


probably the same type of insecure fool who said you two look like MEN........... baaaaaaaaaa people are stupid.

learn to love the haters though- we need them too. They drive us.....learn to let it roll off your back. Be flattered by it. Hell if you're interesting enough to garner discussion then at least you're not boring and if you look good enough to get somebody trying to bring you down- must mean you look pretty damn good!!!

[Alli]

I can only see his profile pic since he's set to private.. but it's not anything to write home about haha

thats not a bicep. thats an arm attempting to make a bicep.

[Shelly]

probably the same type of insecure fool who said you two look like MEN........... baaaaaaaaaa people are stupid.

learn to love the haters though- we need them too. They drive us.....learn to let it roll off your back. Be flattered by it. Hell if you're interesting enough to garner discussion then at least you're not boring and if you look good enough to get somebody trying to bring you down- must mean you look pretty damn good!!!

LMAO

maybe its the same jerkoff.

but what you say is correct- haters will alway hate. period

[bree marsh]

these are comments from your myspace page???

[KMS]

That is just crazy. I haven't had anything like that YET but I have had some haterz that I KNOW hate for no reason.

People need to actually grow up one of these days. It will all catch up with them one day...i really believe that.

[KMS]

ps some of those are hysterical though....the rantings of a lunatic. HEE HEE

[scottnva]

there is some dude on myspace named JJ Hollywood that seems to get a kick out of writing fitness/fbb chicks and tellin them their face looks like a woman but body looks like a man :nuts:

[dvsness]

If I had a dollar for every arm wrestling request on MySpace I'd be able to retire to Bora Bora.

[ripitupbaby]

LOL WTF :rolleyes:

:nuts:

[Physedfit]

If I had a dollar for every arm wrestling request on MySpace I'd be able to retire to Bora Bora.

I could go with you! They like to ask to be wrestled too! It's so entertaining! I think the guy who harassed you probably suffers from LMS-little man syndrome! Jealousy won't get him very far!

[KMS]

If I had a dollar for every arm wrestling request on MySpace I'd be able to retire to Bora Bora.

oh yes yes...I have this one guy that writes the same message to me weekly word for word the same message he always says don't forget the arm wrestling and the loser buys dinner.

[Bernie]

shh....come on, quite airing out the messages i send.

[anglicanbeachparty]

Wow ... when I see something like that, with so many nested layers of FAIL, I don't even know which part to attack first. Pitiful!

[Shawn]

From http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=349467951

you look good, but your arms and quads could use a little more size.
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Next time I want your opinion, I'll be sure to let you know.
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well hopefully you wont ever come to my gym in the city so then i wont have to put you in your place little girl, so until then keep backing down
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Alright internet tough guy. Lol. Enjoy your day.
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haha, youre the weak little bitch thats hiding behind her computer :) come to my gym when u get the guts, or call me to set it up. 856-264-6663 but oh wait, youre just gonna back down. bye coward :)
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Of the two of us, I'm the one who's not hiding. You are. ;)

"This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile. "
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How am I the one that's hiding when you're scared to call, get embarassed at my gym, or compare measurements or lifts? Exactly
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I'll be in Jersey on Saturday doing appearances for Prolab at Vitamin Shoppe. If you want an autograph feel free to come by. Freehold from 12-2, Eatontown from 3-5.

Peace.

Just another Cherry Hill blowhard. :) He probably "pops" his collar while walking on the board walk at the Shore too.

[KMS]

shh....come on, quite airing out the messages i send.



lol:angel:

[Femphysiquefan]

One that I've seen that I think is one of the funniest is in Neely's blog on her MySpace page under an earlier posting. You should check out her two-part conversation with the complete NIMROD who calls himself "mark e. mark." HILARIOUS stuff!!!!

[dvsness]

Wow ... when I see something like that, with so many nested layers of FAIL, I don't even know which part to attack first. Pitiful!

I can't believe he provided a phone number. :nuts:

Just another Cherry Hill blowhard. :) He probably "pops" his collar while walking on the board walk at the Shore too.

What is up with that anyway? Some guy at work always has his polo shirt collar up and I asked him if he is Count Chocula. :D

[Doug Smith]

thats not a bicep. thats an arm attempting to make a bicep.


Good thing for that guys few remaining strands of an ego that he did not write to Alli!


( Alli was much kinder to me though, when I sent her a photo of me flexing on Myspace she wrote back ' that looks like a bicep, only smaller")

[Neely]

One that I've seen that I think is one of the funniest is in Neely's blog on her MySpace page under an earlier posting. You should check out her two-part conversation with the complete NIMROD who calls himself "mark e. mark." HILARIOUS stuff!!!!

bahahaha.. I'll go do some copy and paste of that convo :D

[Bernie]

lol:angel:

:rolleyes:


yeah a friend forwarded me 20 messages a guy sent her, along with her 3 responses she sent. the thing is, the entire correspondance took place in a 9hour period of time. using four different accounts.

[Neely]

The moron "mark e. mark", part one of my blog about him:



So for the last couple of days, I've been going rounds with this moron that wants pictures of women's biceps for this website of his. He initially sent me a message saying something along the lines of "can you plz help with biceps pix 4 my new site?" Essentially written like a high schooler, no business approach or quality at all. So I decided to go ahead and dig a little into it and see what this guy's deal was.

I give you in near entirety, our conversations.

He's, for lack of a more fitting term, an ass.

The convos start toward the bottom, just above the lines of XXXXX's I put in. Read the convos first, then check out the stuff below the XXXXX's to see what a charming personality he REALLY has.

He goes by Mark e. Mark
http://www.myspace.com/hotscorpio




Date: Dec 3 2006 3:45 PM
Subject: RE: RE: look
Body: ok so wood u be opposed or not 2 do the dispsoable camera idea i asked b4







----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 3:21 PM


Look, that's how the business works. Maybe this is a great way for you to learn what the publishing business is really like.

You may find girls out there who have no idea what this is all about. But if you want some girls on there that will actually draw people to your site, like people that are known in the BB industry, then you're going to go through this with each and every one of them.

I'm not making this hard, you are by not being able to represent any knowledge of your own site and what you're looking to do.







----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: mark e mark
Date: Dec 3 2006 3:04 PM


look ur makin this way too hard!! i simply asked 4 biceps pix, didnt know it wood go thus far!!! damn!!!
i dont get whats so freakin hard about this!!!!!







----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 2:52 PM


Here's the deal, once I get the following things we can negotiate

Preferred date for my availability
Projected length of time for this project
Model release for this project
Compensation agreement
Usage statement

I'm not going to be your guide on pricing being that my pricing is different than others' may be and it's all dependent on the usage agreement. Also, if I were to be giving you advice and instruction for your site, then I would want a payment for that also. Web design, formatting, and pricing tutorials are not free.








Body: no pay site. there is no written agreement yet. pay how much do u think its worth 2 do a dispsoable camera idea? gregg is my comp tech thats putting it all together!!! next?





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 2:14 PM


You're avoiding things here. I'm not wanting just some quick little snippet of the site name and a replay of you wanting pictures. I got that.

IS IT A PAY SITE?
WHERE IS THE WRITTEN AGREEMENT THAT WE BOTH SIGN BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS?
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO PAY?
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR COPYRIGHT ON THE PHOTOS?

And who is Gregg?

Look, if this is a serious business request, I can send you through my manager once I have more info. If this is just trolling myspace for girls green enough to give up copyright for almost nothing so that you can make a profit, well, I'm not one of those that's unversed in the business.





RE: RE: hey
Body: its gonna be marksmusclebabes. NOT up & running yet, greggs still workin on it now. but he informed me 2 get such pix, so he can add em on....i thot the dispsoable camera was a fun, inexpensive way 2 go...u tell me? i can mail u the camera, u just fill it all up, after all done, send it back 2 me & id pay 4 it all ok. peace




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 2:02 PM


I don't think you're getting it. I need information on the site. Is it up already? What are your plans for it? Is it a pay site? Who else have you worked with? I need a legally binding release/contract from you to overlook. Which you would also get one from me. You would pay for the camera before hand. And you would pay for pics before they were even developed. And it's a per picture agreement. And my pricing is all based on your intentions with the copyrighting.

I'm not sending you images of me for free. Period.

That's how it works with people that have done this before. I'm not a noob to this sort of thing.





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: mark e mark
Date: Dec 3 2006 12:44 PM


i asked u 2 help me w/biceps pix. also asked if youd do the dispsoable camera idea, how bout it?





XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX

Ok, so after that last message he sent me, he posted a bulletin. A not so nice one. Read from the bottom up and you'll really see what this guy is like.





whatever u can go & get Fucked too bitch!!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 4:11 PM


You know what, if she hurt you that sucks. But you approached me in a business deal. I see shit like that, I say, hmmm, why would I want to do business with someone that's willing to publicly demean a woman to thousands of people he doesn't know? That's spite. And that's NOT what makes a strong business man. Especially someone trying to get into a business revolving around images of women.

So, good bye. And good luck getting some girls that are willing to work with you. Because I certainly won't.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: mark e mark
Date: Dec 3 2006 4:02 PM


u can think whatever here, but its the truth & i posted it cuz she hurt me, cant u see that!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 3:47 PM


Point proven. If you're trying to conduct business through here, this is not the way to do it. It simply shows severe character flaws that women would not want to work with.

That's your free business advice for the day.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: mark e mark
Date: Dec 3 2006 3:35 PM


She F'd me over big time....saying whatever, i tried having a r-ship w/a total prostitue & a whore!!! im so disgusted!!!!!!

[Neely]

Part 2 of my blog:



Apparently this guy has no idea when to stop. He's been defeated and his fragile little ego can't stand it. I give you the continuation of Captain Stupidity, "mark e. mark" http://www.myspace.com/hotscorpio

btw, feel free to pop by this guy's page and check out how "religious" he claims to be. Based on my dealings with him, I'd say he's not all that devout.

Again, read from the bottom up.



Dec 4 2006 2:43 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: No Subject

Body: That's good. Go ahead and dig yourself another hole.




Dec 4 2006 2:37 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: No Subject

Body: well its genuine OK, get over yourself honey, ur not all that!!!!



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 5:03 PM


that's rich. Nice try.

(^^This was a previous response I sent him regarding him sending me another friend request. His message [above] was sent right before he sent me the one just below this. So I should get over myself, then I'm "beautiful." Can you say schizophrenia??)




Dec 4 2006 2:43 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: ok
Body: ok beautiful, have a nice day!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 4 2006 2:33 PM


I'm not your baby.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: mark e mark
Date: Dec 4 2006 2:29 PM


NO baby it wasnt really me ok, i had a bad moment 4 real. i was upset at her, u got me going too, & i opened up my mouth in negative ways that i feel bad 4. lets try again shall we??? nic epix, ur gorgious

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Neely
Date: Dec 3 2006 5:27 PM


You've already shown your true colors.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: mark e mark
Date: Dec 3 2006 4:58 PM


NO i dont like nasty bulletins or nothing in da sort ok? im sorry 4 my actions!! plz forgive me
wanna be friends & try again?

(^^To play catch up to this point, I deleted him from my friends right before I posted the content of my last blog about him in a bulletin. I messaged him a copy of it so he could know that I was letting everyone see what a moron he is. In reference to his woman bashing bulletin that he had posted previously, I titled the message "So you like nasty bulletins?")

[Shawn]

Wow. I think I have found a new job. I can just bring back legs, arms or whatever for contract. Now I need to figure out my pricing packages.

[Bernie]

so....what do you think of the disposable camera idea?

[Neely]

so....what do you think of the disposable camera idea?

I'll send you my rate sheet.


hahahaha

[dvsness]

Thanks for that Neely! :spit:

[Bernie]

I'll send you my rate sheet.


hahahaha

dont worry, i'll send you the camera in the mail....you use it, fill it up, and send it back to me........

:p

[Neely]

Thanks for that Neely! :spit:

Luckily I had all of that in my blogs. Otherwise I'd have never found the darn thing!

I guarantee now, every goofy ass message I get is going to go here haha

[Neely]

dont worry, i'll send you the camera in the mail....you use it, fill it up, and send it back to me........

:p


I can do that.

But you didn't give specifics on what the pics should be. How about some of my cat and some of the pretty tree in my yard? Sound good? Great!

bwahaha

[fitmomma3]

LMAO @ MARK E MARK :spit::spit: and the disposable camera (schizo much?)... if any one else gets requested I say let him send you the camera... then take tons of random gross pictures of piles of dog shit... sewage holes and stuff, and send it back!! LMAO!

[Bernie]

I can do that.

But you didn't give specifics on what the pics should be. How about some of my cat and some of the pretty tree in my yard? Sound good? Great!

bwahaha

the tree would work....I like tree's.......but im not a big cat person...they are all evil, and i can prove it. the only thing cats are good for are........well i dont wanted to be the most hated person on SC so i will hold back






well....i dont need the dirty minded (:IslandGirl: :SBT:) out there to put words in my mouth.....i was gonna say KICK....




crap....**ducks**

[anglicanbeachparty]

Body: its gonna be marksmusclebabes. NOT up & running yet, greggs still workin on it now. but he informed me 2 get such pix, so he can add em on....i thot the dispsoable camera was a fun, inexpensive way 2 go...u tell me? i can mail u the camera, u just fill it all up, after all done, send it back 2 me & id pay 4 it all ok. peace

I note without much surprise that marksmusclebabes.com is still not up. Perhaps Gregg is still workin on it? :nuts:

[Neely]

I got a funny one today :D




hellow

thank you accept my friend .
I am 32years old japanese .
I want to make american girl friend or lover .
I want to live and work in america .
I want to get green card and go to US army!
I 'd like to Excitement and adventure life in the future !
I am most interesting your counry .
US life have plenty dream for me .

but ,it is too difficult girl hunter use my space for me now .
it is too early!
I can not speak and understand English very well until now .
at first ,I have to learn English and
look for friend about help me and take care me by use my space com.



please ,to be my friend ,
and teach me english !
sent to me mail if you are free time .

see you later!

[Shelly]

thats hysterical...did he look foreign?

[Neely]

thats hysterical...did he look foreign?

Oh yeah. His whole profile's pretty much written like that lol

http://www.myspace.com/tokkokamikaze

[Bernie]

hey...why you share message i send you. i think we friends. no? i guess no.
though you pretty. for make up, you and me marry so I get green card oppertunities.

[Siouxcountry]

Oh yeah. His whole profile's pretty much written like that lol

http://www.myspace.com/tokkokamikaze

lol Neely! I thought it was a joke at first, but it looks like he is serious! :D

[Femphysiquefan]

hey...why you share message i send you. i think we friends. no? i guess no.
though you pretty. for make up, you and me marry so I get green card oppertunities.

HEY.......why you pretend you me, Bernie?? I write girl Neely FIRST!!

attenton no pay Bernie, Neely. me REAL 32 japanese you write earlier!! LOL!! :D :p

[Bernie]

HEY.......why you pretend you me, Bernie?? I write girl Neely FIRST!!

attenton no pay Bernie, Neely. me REAL 32 japanese you write earlier!! LOL!! :D :p

YU LIAR!!!!!!

Neely my wife. we marry soon. soon as me get money get to United States. yu not tell no truth.

[Femphysiquefan]

There's another one that I remember seeing over on MD.com from "Manuel." I was feeling rather devious one night, so I decided to have a "conversation" with Manuel, and here's the result:

**********************************************

"Well here is my selling of my inadequete phyisical charachteristics,"

Why you are still single and not the ultimate playa, I have NO idea, hermano. Also, repeat after me: SPELL-ING CHECK-ER.

"I have black hair and eyes slender body except for my spare tire stomach. I weight 230 ilbs 50 pounds overweight for my body type."

Then you're not exactly "slender," are ya buddy??? Would that I was so "slender!!!"

"Well I'm hairy allover except for the top which I'm losing."

Your middle name happen to be "Sasquatch," Manuel?????

"I have no great skills"

Well, therein lies a problem, Manuel. Girls only want guys with great skills. You know.....nunchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills......GOSH!

"I'm 25 years old born on Nov.11,1980"

It's 2008, amigo, not 2005. Guess they were behind schedule when they thawed you out.

"I can go off tangent alot and add more details even irrelevent ones."

Have yet to hear you give me a relevant detail on anything, buddy.

"Maybe I should go back to college and work on my degree to get internships in radio or dub for a anime those are my ideal career choices."

I guess you need a degree in these career choices to get a job where you live, because in most of the rest of the world, you don't.

"I' m alot like daffy duck."

You're..........you're...........YOU'RE DESSSSSSSSPICABLE!!!!

"They don't need us crazy shmucks in this modern age of war I would of been perfect either 50 or more years ago"

I dunno, bro. I mean, look at North Korea. They've got a BONA FIDE crazy schmuck in this modern age of war, and they've had him for almost 30 years now.

"My teams are the Warriors in basketball, the A's, in baseball, the cardinals in football, and the lightning in Hockey."

Not to mention the Orderlies in Padded Ward B.

"Even though I was diagnosed with mental illnesses I'm notviolent I'm more crazy haha."

You REALLY know how to make a person comfortable around you, Manuel, you know that??

"Pills will not work they said I had at least 10 illnesses and the Navy psychologist said I should be locked up or inferred it because I'm to stupid or useless."

Oh, they wouldn't do that, hermano. I mean, look at Hollywood. If they really locked up everyone who was inferred to be stupid or useless, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie would both have multiple life sentences.

"I live with my parents because I only get $800 a month and at times I'm marginally employed. If I lived alone weird things always hap pens to me sometimes its fun other times it isn't"

And those gosh darn times when the weird things aren't fun include paying your own bills, cleaning up after yourself, and doing your own wash, right???

"Well that is all Sincerely,Manuel Manjarrez"

[Femphysiquefan]

YU LIAR!!!!!!

Neely my wife. we marry soon. soon as me get money get to United States. yu not tell no truth.

stoopid you, Bernie: bride mail-order only from Russia come not USA. HA!!! proves you liar does this!!!!

[Neely]

:spit:

bahahaha you guys are killing me!

[Femphysiquefan]

:spit:

bahahaha you guys are killing me!

SEE, Bernie: me love Neely!! you no help you bride killing you very man bad!!

[Neely]

ROFL! I so needed this kind of fun tonight! :D

[SBT]

You guys are cracking me up in here :LOLOL:

[Siouxcountry]

You guys are cracking me up in here :LOLOL:

You married me sweat better checks! :)

[Femphysiquefan]

SURPRISE!! yoyoyoyoyoyo mark e. mark is in the HOOOOOOOOOUSEsizle!!! so neely wut u thnk about the disposable camera idea? and where r my bizep pics?? :D

[Neely]

Is polygamy illegal? If not, green cards for everyone! bahahaha

[Femphysiquefan]

Is polygamy illegal? If not, green cards for everyone! bahahaha

Either that, or everyone convert to traditional Mormonism!!!

[Neely]

SURPRISE!! yoyoyoyoyoyo mark e. mark is in the HOOOOOOOOOUSEsizle!!! so neely wut u thnk about the disposable camera idea? and where r my bizep pics??

I told you to send the camera! I've been oiled up and waiting for it for years!

hahaha


I think he got deleted a while ago. BIG shocker there :rolleyes:

[Neely]

Either that, or everyone convert to traditional Mormonism!!!

I could be a pioneer in polygamy. Multiple husbands instead of multiple wives haha

[Femphysiquefan]

I could be a pioneer in polygamy. Multiple husbands instead of multiple wives haha

HA!!! Pitch that idea to the Oxygen or WE channel and see what happens!!

Glad I was able to give you a laugh when you needed it, Neely!!! Gotta hit the hey: night all!! :waving::waving::waving:

[Neely]

HA!!! Pitch that idea to the Oxygen or WE channel and see what happens!!

Glad I was able to give you a laugh when you needed it, Neely!!! Gotta hit the hey: night all!! :waving::waving::waving:

I almost fell out of my chair a couple of times! haha

Have a good night! :D

[dallas3]

This thread is hilarious :rolf:

And if Neely had multiple husbands, she'd have her own nation

[Neely]

This thread is hilarious :rolf:

And if Neely had multiple husbands, she'd have her own nation

Hmmm.. I'd better decide what areas I'm gonna take over for NeelyLand then :D

[Siouxcountry]

Hmmm.. I'd better decide what areas I'm gonna take over for NeelyLand then :D

Neelyland, eh? :popcorn:

[dallas3]

Hmmm.. I'd better decide what areas I'm gonna take over for NeelyLand then :D

I imagine that like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with guys looking for golden tickets to there....:D:nuts:

[Neely]

Neelyland, eh? :popcorn:

It's a preliminary name. I may have to think on that while I make all these wedding plans :D

[Neely]

I imagine that like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with guys looking for golden tickets to there....:D:nuts:

:spit: ROFL

[dallas3]

It's a preliminary name. I may have to think on that while I make all these wedding plans :D

Guess I better get in line then...pulling out ticket number 1,399,527

[Bernie]

yu meen i not the only man in your life? no. me want american womens all to me selfs. you no be wit other mens. dat ruin all it for mee.

Neelyland sound like better place then America. Me want live there. Can me get greencard for dat place?

[dvsness]

hey precious
be sure to check out
my new profile pic
and comment
i love you
xoxo

[dvsness]

hey whata pretty hotty fem.. ur muscles rocks.. anyways i would like ot know u more maybe hangout someday am travelling next month at where u are for new opening to our modeling agency.. u can leave me ur num if u r interested

[dvsness]

I get this message about every other day:

Hey there

how have you been? Hope your week is going well. havent heard from you in a while.
Are you still lifting weights?

I mean seriously. No, I stopped lifting weights. :rolleyes: What is wrong with people?

[dallas3]

hey whata pretty hotty fem.. ur muscles rocks.. anyways i would like ot know u more maybe hangout someday am travelling next month at where u are for new opening to our modeling agency.. u can leave me ur num if u r interested

Somebody needs spell check on that message.

[Femphysiquefan]

hey whata pretty hotty fem.. ur muscles rocks.. anyways i would like ot know u more maybe hangout someday am travelling next month at where u are for new opening to our modeling agency.. u can leave me ur num if u r interested

The really scary part??........I got this same message a while ago!! I tell ya, people, READ the FRIGGIN' PROFILE!! :banghead:

BTW, how much are tickets to Neelyland?? :D

[dvsness]

BTW, how much are tickets to Neelyland?? :D

Who cares? I'd put them on my Visa if necessary. :angel:

[Siouxcountry]

Who cares? I'd put them on my Visa if necessary. :angel:

:popcorn:

[GirlyMuscle]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=209841606

message titled *drumroll*

body...

hm.. 170 (off season)




This guy swears he's good at guessing women's weights. Funny part is he's close. I'm 165 off season

[Femphysiquefan]

Hey!! Great to see you join us over here, Erin!!

Interesting profile......but why is it that he only is accurate in weighing the women, I wonder?? :p :D

[Siouxcountry]

Hi, Erin! :waving:

lol That is hilarious! :D

[Bernie]

i got...

"eww, go away you freak."

is that normal?

[Neely]

This was...um... interesting lol.



hi
how r u
i am from india

try to visit india

and u r not reading and answering my mails
r u angry or u dont have time
i think u r always busy
i have many photo shoot plans if u ready can i send u
can we became good friend i
and please accept my friendship request

my number 919096950596

u have any number

take care
bro

nitin





Love how I'm "not reading or answering his mail," when he's never sent me anything before.

[Bernie]

i got a series of three messages the other day....i think i deleted them.....hmm...ill take a look see to see if they are still there.


that is a pretty random one there Neely.....especially ending with the:

take care
bro

[Siouxcountry]

Did you call him? :popcorn: :p

This was...um... interesting lol.



hi
how r u
i am from india

try to visit india

and u r not reading and answering my mails
r u angry or u dont have time
i think u r always busy
i have many photo shoot plans if u ready can i send u
can we became good friend i
and please accept my friendship request

my number 919096950596

u have any number

take care
bro

nitin





Love how I'm "not reading or answering his mail," when he's never sent me anything before.

[Shelly]

hi,my name is alejandro,i am from spain..i would love to keep in touch and get to know you better..big huggggg

[dvsness]

hi,my name is alejandro,i am from spain..i would love to keep in touch and get to know you better..big huggggg

From digby? I got that one too, lol

Next up:

How are you? You are truly a sight for sore eyes. I'm a gentlemen... Although I see a very tempting body on display, I'd love to know what you're like on the inside, and get to the oustide later. Is that possible? I see that you model so who knows what kind of response (if any) I'm gonna get. Hopefully you'll respond with an open heart and mind. If you're ok with talking and getting to know one another, lets indulge in a nice conversation.

If you're not interesed in having a conversation of any kind with me that's fine... We're both adults here, I can accept rejection. But please be courteous enough to respond and say "I am not interested". Thank you for your time. Hope to hear from you soon

[JillianSR]

i hadnt seen this thread before tonight.. LOL people are toatally wacked out... some are kinds scary!!!

[Shelly]

lmaoooooooooooo yes that was him LOL

that was a good one.

[It's Not Roid Rage !]

LOL, I love this thread..3 days ago I got a message from a nasty looking guy dressed in a RED DRESS, W/ High HEELS and white HAIRY LEGS.... He said i was a cutie, and he had some pics that he wanted me to Comment on ! Needless to say, i was afraid to look at them.......BLOCKED THAT SHE-MAN........Why can't a nice looking lady comment me, LMAO....Instead of the GONAD SHE'RA.

[Bernie]

i had a guy calling me out the other night. i didnt save any of the messages...but it was a series of three.

got the first one, something like, "dude add me. im in your area."

second one, "saw you read my message, now fucking add me or im gonna get pissed."

last one said, "im gonna hunt you down you fat ass. im gonna hunt you down and take your twinkies away from you and tie you to a chair, im going fatty hunting tonight."

it was strange.....

i mean they where longer, but it was very weird, especially considering it said the guy was from SD. at first i thought it may have been one of my buddies messing with me....but i dont think it was....i got cyber bullied....:(

[Neely]

Anybody wanna crank call this guy? hahaha



ARE YOU GONNA CONTACT ME? call me if you are serious and interested!! LET'S HAVE IT ON THE PHONE TILL I SEE YOU. I AM HORNY!!
mike
8184680455

[Alli]

From http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=349467951

you look good, but your arms and quads could use a little more size.
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Next time I want your opinion, I'll be sure to let you know.
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well hopefully you wont ever come to my gym in the city so then i wont have to put you in your place little girl, so until then keep backing down
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Alright internet tough guy. Lol. Enjoy your day.
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haha, youre the weak little bitch thats hiding behind her computer :) come to my gym when u get the guts, or call me to set it up. 856-264-6663 but oh wait, youre just gonna back down. bye coward :)
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Of the two of us, I'm the one who's not hiding. You are. ;)

"This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile. "
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How am I the one that's hiding when you're scared to call, get embarassed at my gym, or compare measurements or lifts? Exactly
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I'll be in Jersey on Saturday doing appearances for Prolab at Vitamin Shoppe. If you want an autograph feel free to come by. Freehold from 12-2, Eatontown from 3-5.

Peace.


LMAOhehe and you said I attract haters like shit to velcro....lol I think you have some of your own girl!:awesome:

[Alli]

LOL, I love this thread..3 days ago I got a message from a nasty looking guy dressed in a RED DRESS, W/ High HEELS and white HAIRY LEGS.... He said i was a cutie, and he had some pics that he wanted me to Comment on ! Needless to say, i was afraid to look at them.......BLOCKED THAT SHE-MAN........Why can't a nice looking lady comment me, LMAO....Instead of the GONAD SHE'RA.

I had a guy say, and i quote "you are sexy if you like wearing a strap on and fucking a bisexual submale wimp in the ass call me" hahahahaha

[Siouxcountry]

LMAOhehe and you said I attract haters like shit to velcro....lol I think you have some of your own girl!:awesome:

Alli I remember when I first started up a MySpace, I requested you as a friend. lol You rejected me not once, but twice. :spit:

[amyleemartin]

After the USA's i had some strange messages...

Paraphrased but you get the idea

Please send a pair of underwear, preferrably worn...I will pay top dollar.

I love to look at your navel, it turns me on to look at navels...please post more pictures of your navel.

LOL, people are so incredibly weird....Doug and I just laugh and delete.

[lil mama]

Alli I remember when I first started up a MySpace, I requested you as a friend. lol You rejected me not once, but twice. :spit:

but now the 2 of u are :SC SBT:how sweet :D rock on Sioux:kiss:

[NurseShane]

LOL, I love this thread..3 days ago I got a message from a nasty looking guy dressed in a RED DRESS, W/ High HEELS and white HAIRY LEGS.... He said i was a cutie, and he had some pics that he wanted me to Comment on ! Needless to say, i was afraid to look at them.......BLOCKED THAT SHE-MAN........Why can't a nice looking lady comment me, LMAO....Instead of the GONAD SHE'RA.

OHHH I bet that was nice to see. Things like that are why I pulled my profile.
It's like crazy people are small moons and I am a large planet with a heavy gravitational pull...If there is a nut on myspace they would find me...I think I have you beat roid.....I got a message from a guy who looked like george the animal steele who wanted to do nude wrestling with me....After careful consideration I politely declined and promptly canceled my profile.
N.S.

[Alli]

Alli I remember when I first started up a MySpace, I requested you as a friend. lol You rejected me not once, but twice. :spit:

Did I???????? Well if I don't know you chances are I do.... hahahah.

SOORRRrrry Sioux you KNOW I LOVE YOU!

[Alli]

Here's a doozy..........

Oct 17, 2008 10:51 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [?]
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Hey girl. In my country there aren't girl with body lake your.. How much stronger are your abs??
I would like to meet and see that are you beautiful like in the pictures..
When do you came in Italy?? Come you now to see.
Me & You.. It's strange party..

F

um dear Lord.

[Rebecca Lynn Slatt]

Hi Rebecca

I am looking for fitness models for outdoor bondage shoots next year. We will be using a private island [ and other facilities ] and all expenses will be paid. I only want those who are genuinely interested in bondage.

We plan to have a lot of fun so if you think you qualify please get in touch.

Lloyd

[Kpnufit]

Hi Rebecca

I am looking for fitness models for outdoor bondage shoots next year. We will be using a private island [ and other facilities ] and all expenses will be paid. I only want those who are genuinely interested in bondage.

We plan to have a lot of fun so if you think you qualify please get in touch.

Lloyd

LOL...got the same message....WTF??:nuts:

[Shelly]

hello.
this is christian from germany. i have a stupid question.
i have never seen a strong girl live. it is a dream of mine.
is it possible to see you for a few minutes on webcam on msn?
i am

haen_27@hotmail.de

that is seriously. i don..t wanna see nudity or something. my dream is to see a strong female arm flexing. really.
i could turn on mine, so you could see that i nothing do "wrong".and we could talk seriously by the way. okay?

sorry for this stupid question.

all the best,

christian!

[Kpnufit]

I got this on Facebook...2X same exact e-mail about 2 months apart...lol!!


wow....your photos are from censured....i love your pic... you are pretty... perfect body,wonderfull face.. i lived to miami with my ex girlfriend,a ex athlete of fitness... now i'm in italy... here its impossible see women sexy as you...i hope oneday of know a woman sexy and hot as you...now i think that the muscular woman are the best....i'm sure...
this is my email for msn pakovalentino@hotmail.it
this for yahoo....bodyxsoul
kisses