LETS TALK ABOUT.....

[Shelly]

SEX!!!


We all know that dieting/training/sleep take precedence over :bananasex: onseason.... but what do you do to keep the flame alive during these months?



I for one, try to get it in before 10PM or else NO WAY is it happenin;)

please share your thoughts... :ass::Melissa::sex: and don't be shy

[Siouxcountry]

SEX!!!


:popcorn:

[Shelly]

:spank: cmon i know you girls on here are NOT shy ;)

[IslandGirl]

During off-season....no limits!!! Heck....everyday!!! lol.

But during prep....ummm......there just isn't enough hours in a day, but I do try my bestest to not let too many days go by.

[gymdiva]

I stay single...

[dvsness]

Long distance relationship. :( I just get it when I can!

[IslandGirl]

I stay single...

lol.

So...tell us how you......:rolleyes:

[IslandGirl]

Long distance relationship. :( I just get it when I can!

:hug:

[Neely]

I stay single...

Yeah that^^

That is, at least I try to stay single. haha.

Personally, my sex drive goes down during prep. I think it's because I'm too consumed with whatever I'm prepping for.

But then again, I haven't really dated anyone worth a damn while I've been prepping either. Maybe if I actually had a hunky guy around, I might want some sex to take my mind off of my prep every once in a while :angel:

[gymdiva]

hahahaha I don't! leaves loooooooooooooooooots of time (and frustration) for lifting and cardio :D

[IslandGirl]

:waving: Neely!!!

[IslandGirl]

hahahaha I don't! leaves loooooooooooooooooots of time (and frustration) for lifting and cardio :D

:(

:D

[Neely]

:waving: Neely!!!

Hey IG!! :love:

[gymdiva]

:(

:D

yeah I'm up to a year...but you know, at this point, I don't really care...I'll get me some when the timing's right :D

[IslandGirl]

Hey IG!! :love:

LOVE :love: your avatar!!!

[IslandGirl]

yeah I'm up to a year...but you know, at this point, I don't really care...I'll get me some when the timing's right :D

A YEAR????






*gulp*

[gymdiva]

hahahaha yep...no boyfriends since that one stupid fuck and no hookups since the day after vday when I went to dallas last year...and trust me, there were times when I was ready to hump a leg ;)

[dallas3]

All I want to know is, does your energy level for sex change when your dieting and getting into contest shape?

[Neely]

LOVE :love: your avatar!!!

Aww, thank you! :D


yeah I'm up to a year...but you know, at this point, I don't really care...I'll get me some when the timing's right

I'm trailing behind you, but not by far... I think it's been about 6 or 7 months for me.

[gymdiva]

I'm trailing behind you, but not by far... I think it's been about 6 or 7 months for me.

yeah I feel sorry for whomever I grab next ;)

[dvsness]

:hug:

:kiss:

All I want to know is, does your energy level for sex change when your dieting and getting into contest shape?

Not for me. I'm consistently in the mood, until about 2-3 weeks out.

[Neely]

yeah I feel sorry for whomever I grab next ;)

haha me too! ;)

[IslandGirl]

hahahaha yep...no boyfriends since that one stupid fuck and no hookups since the day after vday when I went to dallas last year...and trust me, there were times when I was ready to hump a leg ;):bananasex:

or a banananananananana

[IslandGirl]

All I want to know is, does your energy level for sex change when your dieting and getting into contest shape?

No, but just finding the time....!!!

[IslandGirl]

yeah I feel sorry for whomever I grab next ;)

haha me too! ;)

Or it may be a blessing! You know men say that don't get enough!


Right D?

[dallas3]

Or it may be a blessing! You know men say that don't get enough!


Right D?

Who me? :angel:

[gymdiva]

:bananasex:

or a banananananananana

hahahaha nah, too soft :D

[dallas3]

hahahaha nah, too soft :D

WOW...

[dvsness]

:bananasex:

or a banananananananana

hahahaha nah, too soft :D

WOW...

This thread has potential. :Dvsness 2:

[IslandGirl]

Who me? :angel:

yes u.

speak up brudda :waving:

[IslandGirl]

hahahaha nah, too soft :D

what then?

[gymdiva]

cucumber?

[IslandGirl]

hehehe! Show me.

[IslandGirl]

"Show me the cucumber!"

[dallas3]

yes u.

speak up brudda :waving:

Haha...well let's just say Neely and Sharon shouldn't have to suffer like that, that's just a shame cause they both are :10:

[dvsness]

Cucumber? :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cloudyday/cucumber.jpg

[IslandGirl]

Cucumber? :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cloudyday/cucumber.jpg

:LOLOL:

:woohoo:

[IslandGirl]

Haha...well let's just say Neely and Sharon shouldn't have to suffer like that, that's just a shame cause they both are :10:

awww...they will love u for that D!:respect:

[dallas3]

And now the other side comes out...:sex:

[gymdiva]

omg dvs that is the best ever...

[Neely]

Haha...well let's just say Neely and Sharon shouldn't have to suffer like that, that's just a shame cause they both are :10:

Awww, you're a sweetie, D! ;)



I'll fully admit, I'm damn picky when it comes to men and doing the horizontal mambo. I can honestly say I've never had a one night stand. Guys gotta earn it!! hahahaha

Although, I could at least go for a little mouth loving at this point!! :angel:

[Neely]

Cucumber? :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cloudyday/cucumber.jpg


Is it just me, or does that kinda look like Sinead O'Connor?


hahahaha

[IslandGirl]

Awww, you're a sweetie, D! ;)



I'll fully admit, I'm damn picky when it comes to men and doing the horizontal mambo. I can honestly say I've never had a one night stand. Guys gotta earn it!! hahahaha

Although, I could at least go for a little mouth loving at this point!! :angel:

lol @ horizontal mambo!

Good one! :LOLOL:


mouth lovin'? :woohoo:

[dallas3]

lol @ horizontal mambo!

Good one! :LOLOL:


mouth lovin'? :woohoo:

mouth lovin?....hmmmm....

[IslandGirl]

mouth lovin?....hmmmm....

Neely said that. :angel:

[dallas3]

Neely said that. :angel:

I know, just was thinkin about that phrase though :)

[Neely]

lol @ horizontal mambo!

Good one! :LOLOL:


mouth lovin'? :woohoo:

It's been so long I can't even call it sex anymore!! hahahaha ;)

Mouth loving.... mmmmm.... For the past couple of months I've been daydreaming about the couple of boys in the past that were MASTERS at eating poon. I'd love to just get a little of that right now. All I have to do is lay back and enjoy the time, not do a damn thing, and still see some stars and leave scratches in the wall. >:)

Holy shit, I need to do something about my dirty mind! haha ;)

[Neely]

I know, just was thinkin about that phrase though :)

A man should always know how to give some good mouth loving ;)

[IslandGirl]

It's been so long I can't even call it sex anymore!! hahahaha ;)

Mouth loving.... mmmmm.... For the past couple of months I've been daydreaming about the couple of boys in the past that were MASTERS at eating poon. I'd love to just get a little of that right now. All I have to do is lay back and enjoy the time, not do a damn thing, and still see some stars and leave scratches in the wall. >:)

Holy shit, I need to do something about my dirty mind! haha ;)

Keep it comin' babe! We all love it! ;)

D...u still there buddy???

[gymdiva]

dang where's my cucumber...

[IslandGirl]

A man should always know how to give some good mouth loving ;)

mines does. oooooo

[dallas3]

Keep it comin' babe! We all love it! ;)

D...u still there buddy???

Still here and mouth lovin is something ol D has no prob with :D

[IslandGirl]

dang where's my cucumber...

at the store ;)

[dallas3]

It's been so long I can't even call it sex anymore!! hahahaha ;)

Mouth loving.... mmmmm.... For the past couple of months I've been daydreaming about the couple of boys in the past that were MASTERS at eating poon. I'd love to just get a little of that right now. All I have to do is lay back and enjoy the time, not do a damn thing, and still see some stars and leave scratches in the wall. >:)

Holy shit, I need to do something about my dirty mind! haha ;)

Neely you just turned up the fire on this thread

[Neely]

mines does. oooooo

No fair!!

I don't even have any damn toys anymore :( I need to hit the porn store. STAT!!




Speaking of poon munching, I gotta say that I've had a hard time over the last few years getting someone that isn't afraid of my piercings. Anyone else have that problem?? Or should I say, anyone else have some poon piercings and want to share stories? hahaha ;)

[IslandGirl]

Neely you just turned up the fire on this thread

she sure did! The Twins will LOVE it!

[Neely]

Neely you just turned up the fire on this thread

:D :D :D

[Siouxcountry]

Cucumber? :confused:



Hilarious! :spit:

[Neely]

she sure did! The Twins will LOVE it!

If they admit that I made them blush, then my work is done!!

haha :D

[dallas3]

No fair!!

I don't even have any damn toys anymore :( I need to hit the porn store. STAT!!




Speaking of poon munching, I gotta say that I've had a hard time over the last few years getting someone that isn't afraid of my piercings. Anyone else have that problem?? Or should I say, anyone else have some poon piercings and want to share stories? hahaha ;)

If I may ask, how many piercings do you have down there?

[IslandGirl]

If they admit that I made them blush, then my work is done!!

haha :D

You know what Neely! I like you. You're :cool:

[gymdiva]

No fair!!

I don't even have any damn toys anymore :( I need to hit the porn store. STAT!!




Speaking of poon munching, I gotta say that I've had a hard time over the last few years getting someone that isn't afraid of my piercings. Anyone else have that problem?? Or should I say, anyone else have some poon piercings and want to share stories? hahaha ;)

no but I've always wanted one...going to the arnold? :D

[Neely]

If I may ask, how many piercings do you have down there?

2.

I've always been more into piercings than tattoos. Piercings I can take out when I want to :D

[IslandGirl]

no but I've always wanted one...going to the arnold? :D

pics pls.

[Neely]

You know what Neely! I like you. You're :cool:

I'm just a horny little bitch.

hahaha ;)

:kiss:

[IslandGirl]

I'm just a horny little bitch.

hahaha ;)

:kiss:

I gotta hunt a man down for you!

[gymdiva]

I'm just a horny little bitch.

hahaha ;)

:kiss:

hey my twin!

[dallas3]

2.

I've always been more into piercings than tattoos. Piercings I can take out when I want to :D

Thats not bad, take em out when you want to be nice and put em on when ya...well...you know ;). Who'd be afraid of that?

[Neely]

no but I've always wanted one...going to the arnold? :D

Damn, I wish!!

I tell ya, of all the piercings I've had (which is somewhere around 36 I think), the ones in my kooch were the absolute easiest! Nipples were definitely the worst, but still not all that bad.

[IslandGirl]

Damn, I wish!!

I tell ya, of all the piercings I've had (which is somewhere around 36 I think), the ones in my kooch were the absolute easiest! Nipples were definitely the worst, but still not all that bad.

seriously? I would think that would hurt the worst?

[Neely]

I gotta hunt a man down for you!

He's gotta be around 6 foot or taller, minimum 200 pounds, and muscular damnit! Not fat! ;)

[Neely]

hey my twin!

Woot!

At least I know someone else feels my pain! ;)

[gymdiva]

Damn, I wish!!

I tell ya, of all the piercings I've had (which is somewhere around 36 I think), the ones in my kooch were the absolute easiest! Nipples were definitely the worst, but still not all that bad.

I have just always worried about two things:

1- healing...especially with all the dumb cardio or running around at work...
2- enjoying it too much...hahahahahahaha...b/c she needs NO excuse to get excited!

[IslandGirl]

I have just always worried about two things:

1- healing...especially with all the dumb cardio or running around at work...
2- enjoying it too much...hahahahahahaha...b/c she needs NO excuse to get excited!

yeah, I remember you GD. She is sensitive down there.

[gymdiva]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry but that sounded like you really knew ;)

[IslandGirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry but that sounded like you really knew ;)

u told me so.....

leg pressing.....remember?

[Neely]

seriously? I would think that would hurt the worst?

The kooch piercings were definitely the ones I was the most scared about getting. I mean, come on, a needle going near my happy spot, that's scary! haha.

But really, they were so quick, and the skin is so thin that I felt like an idiot for getting so worked up about them.

BUT, there are some kooter piercings that are pretty painful. The ones I have are pretty light in terms of how much skin is pierced. I've had my hood done for at least 6 years now. And I have my right inner labia done 2 or 3 years ago as a Valentine's present to myself.

[IslandGirl]

I have a good memory! ;)

[IslandGirl]

The kooch piercings were definitely the ones I was the most scared about getting. I mean, come on, a needle going near my happy spot, that's scary! haha.

But really, they were so quick, and the skin is so thin that I felt like an idiot for getting so worked up about them.

BUT, there are some kooter piercings that are pretty painful. The ones I have are pretty light in terms of how much skin is pierced. I've had my hood done for at least 6 years now. And I have my right inner labia done 2 or 3 years ago as a Valentine's present to myself.


COOL!!!

Who did your piercings? Male? Female?

[Neely]

I have just always worried about two things:

1- healing...especially with all the dumb cardio or running around at work...

Healing time is generally 3-7 days as far as being uncomfortable with things. There is a little bit of swelling, and a little bit of 'oooh, damn!' every once in a while.

They suggest 2-4 weeks of no sex. But that also depends on where the piercing is. If you can manage not getting it hit, rubbed, or spooged on, then you're good. I waited 3 weeks with my hood. My labia, I was WAY single, so I waited a week or so to masturbate haha.


2- enjoying it too much...hahahahahahaha...b/c she needs NO excuse to get excited!

The one I have in my hood is a horizontal one, so it actually doesn't come in contact with my clit unless I turn the ring up and push it into the happy spot. So as far as getting too happy at the wrong time, it doesn happen with me (well, most of the time ;)). Women that get a hood piercing on a vertical level, that can be a different story. The ring/barbell can be more in contact with the clit most of the time, so there's more stimulation. HOWEVER, I always warn people not to get a vertical done. The more prone the clit is to being in contact with the ring, the higher chance of deadening nerves and losing sensitivity.

The labia ring really doesn't do anything. Unless someone plays with it just right. But in terms of it making a big difference... nah... it's mainly aesthetic. Shock value!! ;)

[dallas3]

Neely, how much of a difference has it made with arrousal and sensation since you've had it done?

[Neely]

COOL!!!

Who did your piercings? Male? Female?

A guy did the hood. And I had a lesbian friend that worked at that shop who was WAY shy. So I'd go in periodically to have her change my jewelry. Just to see how red she'd turn! hahaha

The labia one was done by a woman, who was really cool, and did some pressure tests on me beforehand so I'd know what to expect.

[SBT]

WOW!!! How did I miss this one...

Ahhh yeah, also single over a year, thats all I gotta say about that :(

[Neely]

Neely, how much of a difference has it made with arrousal and sensation since you've had it done?

There really isn't much of a difference. If anything, I'd say it's a 5% increase. But the key is, being able to KNOW how to work with them. A lot of guys are confused by them, and even if I give them direction, they just don't know how to do it right.

But when it comes to me using them for my own pleasure, it's a bit of a difference, but not something that's really extreme. It's not like a night and day thing.

[dallas3]

There really isn't much of a difference. If anything, I'd say it's a 5% increase. But the key is, being able to KNOW how to work with them. A lot of guys are confused by them, and even if I give them direction, they just don't know how to do it right.

But when it comes to me using them for my own pleasure, it's a bit of a difference, but not something that's really extreme. It's not like a night and day thing.

Thank you for that info

[IslandGirl]

And I had a lesbian friend that worked at that shop who was WAY shy. So I'd go in periodically to have her change my jewelry. Just to see how red she'd turn! hahaha



haha! You bad girl!

[Neely]

haha! You bad girl!

It was the cutest thing. She'd turn SOOOO bright red when I'd come in to get my jewelry changed. I'd tell her I shaved just for her too hahaha.

[Shelly]

It was the cutest thing. She'd turn SOOOO bright red when I'd come in to get my jewelry changed. I'd tell her I shaved just for her too hahaha.


:Dvsness 2: wow is all i can say! i wake up TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHA this thread TOOK OFF thanks to you Neely:kiss:

holy moly... it just got VERY hot in here!:popcorn:

[dallas3]

:Dvsness 2: wow is all i can say! i wake up TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHA this thread TOOK OFF thanks to you Neely:kiss:

holy moly... it just got VERY hot in here!:popcorn:

Can't wait to see what she has for an encore :popcorn:

[Shelly]

Can't wait to see what she has for an encore :popcorn:

how about some pics???

;);)

[IslandGirl]

It was the cutest thing. She'd turn SOOOO bright red when I'd come in to get my jewelry changed. I'd tell her I shaved just for her too hahaha.

Oh yeah!!! *giggling*

[IslandGirl]

:Dvsness 2: wow is all i can say! i wake up TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHA this thread TOOK OFF thanks to you Neely:kiss:

holy moly... it just got VERY hot in here!:popcorn:

You should've seen last night. ;)

just kid!

[IslandGirl]

Can't wait to see what she has for an encore :popcorn:

how about some pics???

;);)

:popcorn:

[Shelly]

You should've seen last night. ;)

just kid!

i cant believe i make such a post and then leave when all the good stuff starts! :shrug:

[IslandGirl]

i cant believe i make such a post and then leave when all the good stuff starts! :shrug:

I think I wrote something earlier that you would be happy (or shocked) at how fast your thread grew....

[Shelly]

I think I wrote something earlier that you would be happy (or shocked) at how fast your thread grew....

haha yesss i read the WHOLE thing upon waking this AM and was wishing i woulda stayed up later last night for this one! LOL:D

[IslandGirl]

haha yesss i read the WHOLE thing upon waking this AM and was wishing i woulda stayed up later last night for this one! LOL:D

lol. Neely was on a roll!

[Shelly]

i still want pics




















lol

[gymdiva]

u told me so.....

leg pressing.....remember?

hahahaha I know...I's just-a pickin withcha ;)



(man it's hard to type phonetically)

[IslandGirl]

hahahaha I know...I's just-a pickin withcha ;)



(man it's hard to type phonetically)

Diva's back! Did you sleep well???

[gymdiva]

ok, I want to get pierced in ohio now...I wanted to do it last year but didn't have the funds...I might have it this year...hahahahaha you game for that SBT???

[gymdiva]

Diva's back! Did you sleep well???


yo :cool:


eh, I slept...

[IslandGirl]

ok, I want to get pierced in ohio now...I wanted to do it last year but didn't have the funds...I might have it this year...hahahahaha you game for that SBT???

DO IT!

[IslandGirl]

yo :cool:


eh, I slept...

I slept like a baby....

[gymdiva]

I slept like a baby....

:p

[Shelly]

ok, I want to get pierced in ohio now...I wanted to do it last year but didn't have the funds...I might have it this year...hahahahaha you game for that SBT???

:popcorn::popcorn:

[gymdiva]

DO IT!

we will see how the funds hold out...b/c cheap goodies have first dibs at the bank account! :D

[gymdiva]

:popcorn::popcorn:

y'all wanna take me? :D

[IslandGirl]

we will see how the funds hold out...b/c cheap goodies have first dibs at the bank account! :D

How much does it cost to get a piercing down there?

[gymdiva]

How much does it cost to get a piercing down there?

depends on the place...down here I'd say the average is $70...

[IslandGirl]

depends on the place...down here I'd say the average is $70...

That's not bad at all!

[gymdiva]

hahaha it is on my budget! but I will say, it's more doable now than it was at the old job!

[Shelly]

y'all wanna take me? :D

YEAH itll make our anrold trip THAT much more memorable! ;)

[gymdiva]

sweet...hehehehe...this could be the most interesting arnold trip yet...

[Shelly]

sweet...hehehehe...this could be the most interesting arnold trip yet...

i concur!!!:D

[IslandGirl]

WERD

[SBT]

ok, I want to get pierced in ohio now...I wanted to do it last year but didn't have the funds...I might have it this year...hahahahaha you game for that SBT???

Hmm now its a piercing instead of a tattoo ehhh??!! :confused:

[SBT]

YEAH itll make our anrold trip THAT much more memorable! ;)

Well I will at least along for the ride :)

[gymdiva]

hahahahaha I know, decisions decisions...odds are the piercing would be cheaper...

[IslandGirl]

SBT...do you have any piercings?

[SBT]

hahahahaha I know, decisions decisions...odds are the piercing would be cheaper...

Yeah you do probably have a point there... the place I went in Texas did them for $10 for there regular customers HA which I guess my 3 tats made me a regular

[STL Joe]

Damn, what did I stumble across here?????

I hope my wife doesn't find out about me reading this forum! LOL

:popcorn:

[SBT]

:rolf:

[IslandGirl]

Damn, what did I stumble across here?????

I hope my wife doesn't find out about me reading this forum! LOL

:popcorn:

lol. Tell her to join the party!!!

btw, Hi Joe!!!:waving:

[Shelly]

Damn, what did I stumble across here?????

I hope my wife doesn't find out about me reading this forum! LOL

:popcorn:

its def x-rated....beware:angel:

[SBT]

its def x-rated....beware:angel:

Should I close my eyes?

[gymdiva]

Should I close my eyes?

you better not...you'll miss all the fun ;)

[IslandGirl]

:Dthat may help sbt! :D

[SBT]

you better not...you'll miss all the fun ;)

Okay good I don't wanna do that then :)

[SBT]

SBT...do you have any piercings?

Yes I do... but all mine are in visual spots HA...

Belly button, ears, etc but I have had my both my tongue and eyebrow at one point too

[Shelly]

just b button and ears here ;)

[IslandGirl]

Yes I do... but all mine are in visual spots HA...

Belly button, ears, etc but I have had my both my tongue and eyebrow at one point too

Did you take out the tongue and eyebrow out?

I have my belly and ears. Although, I took the belly one out for my contest and didn't bother to put it back in since. I suppose I could, but I'm gonna be tanning again so, so why bother 'eh?

[Neely]

hahaha, no pics of mine, sorry :angel: I'll talk about my kooch, but posting pics of it is a whole other thing :o

[SBT]

Did you take out the tongue and eyebrow out?

I have my belly and ears. Although, I took the belly one out for my contest and didn't bother to put it back in since. I suppose I could, but I'm gonna be tanning again so, so why bother 'eh?

Yup the eyebrow only stayed in a few weeks, and the tongue I had for a couple years, but I took it out about 3 years ago as well :)

[Siouxcountry]

This board is so much fun. :popcorn:

[fitmomma3]

Okay I am way late to this party! Wow Neely I knew I liked you! lmao! I have always wanted to get "my lily" pierced but hubbys not a fan of "going easy" or the healing process lol... But speaking of piercings hubby has his tongue done ;) and he kept the LARGER barbell that you initially get the piercing with because we like it ;) Oh and and lil tip Cold steel is even more fun :kiss: put ice on it first :cool:

To answer your question though twins... this is really weird but the amount of times increases for us closer to contests for me...weird I know but prepping for me gives me such a sense of accomplishment and increases my confidence that its kind of like a boost in stuff for me. I'd say maybe 2-4 weeks out it may slow a bit but still regular and then post comp well we always try to have an extra night without the kids :) Off season we're good, but I feel frumpy and like "just a house wife" the vixen's under there but not so much. Prepping I become this little vixen, the leaner I get the sexier I feel, the dirtier it gets therefore the more often. Yeah I'm busy and tired but there's always time :)

When Ern's prepping it doesn't slow either... well a hornball with added test need I say more. Plus we both say honestly it helps us sleep better... YOU PASS OUT after :cool:

[STL Joe]

Something's been missing in this thread.......... BACKGROUND MUSIC!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA

[ibarramedia]

It's been so long I can't even call it sex anymore!! hahahaha ;)

Mouth loving.... mmmmm.... For the past couple of months I've been daydreaming about the couple of boys in the past that were MASTERS at eating poon. I'd love to just get a little of that right now. All I have to do is lay back and enjoy the time, not do a damn thing, and still see some stars and leave scratches in the wall. >:)

Holy shit, I need to do something about my dirty mind! haha ;)
Damn! I just woke up and reading this just made me spill my coffee on my boxers...Arrgh! You've got my full attention now. Boy am i gonna get a rise out of this..
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[ibarramedia]

It's been so long I can't even call it sex anymore!! hahahaha ;)

Mouth loving.... mmmmm.... For the past couple of months I've been daydreaming about the couple of boys in the past that were MASTERS at eating poon. I'd love to just get a little of that right now. All I have to do is lay back and enjoy the time, not do a damn thing, and still see some stars and leave scratches in the wall. >:)

Holy shit, I need to do something about my dirty mind! haha ;)

No fair!!

I don't even have any damn toys anymore :( I need to hit the porn store. STAT!!




Speaking of poon munching, I gotta say that I've had a hard time over the last few years getting someone that isn't afraid of my piercings. Anyone else have that problem?? Or should I say, anyone else have some poon piercings and want to share stories? hahaha ;)

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[ibarramedia]

depends on the place...down here I'd say the average is $70...


$70 shoot i'll loan you the money. ;)
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[Shelly]

hahaha, no pics of mine, sorry :angel: I'll talk about my kooch, but posting pics of it is a whole other thing :o
it was worth a shot dear ;)


Okay I am way late to this party! Wow Neely I knew I liked you! lmao! I have always wanted to get "my lily" pierced but hubbys not a fan of "going easy" or the healing process lol... But speaking of piercings hubby has his tongue done ;) and he kept the LARGER barbell that you initially get the piercing with because we like it ;) Oh and and lil tip Cold steel is even more fun :kiss: put ice on it first :cool:

To answer your question though twins... this is really weird but the amount of times increases for us closer to contests for me...weird I know but prepping for me gives me such a sense of accomplishment and increases my confidence that its kind of like a boost in stuff for me. I'd say maybe 2-4 weeks out it may slow a bit but still regular and then post comp well we always try to have an extra night without the kids :) Off season we're good, but I feel frumpy and like "just a house wife" the vixen's under there but not so much. Prepping I become this little vixen, the leaner I get the sexier I feel, the dirtier it gets therefore the more often. Yeah I'm busy and tired but there's always time :)

When Ern's prepping it doesn't slow either... well a hornball with added test need I say more. Plus we both say honestly it helps us sleep better... YOU PASS OUT after :cool:

Yea steph where u been? LOL haha i can also relate to that though when you know you are looking smokin.... you want it more. I just wish i didnt conk out at 10 pm on the dot during prep! you couldnt pay me to stay awake longer LOL

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youve been missing out there buddy! LOL

[SBT]

$70 shoot i'll loan you the money. ;)
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[IslandGirl]

Damn! I just woke up and reading this just made me spill my coffee on my boxers...Arrgh! You've got my full attention now. Boy am i gonna get a rise out of this..
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$70 shoot i'll loan you the money. ;)
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[SBT]

Yeah I laugh again everytime I read those posts :D

[Neely]

Okay I am way late to this party! Wow Neely I knew I liked you! lmao! I have always wanted to get "my lily" pierced but hubbys not a fan of "going easy" or the healing process lol... But speaking of piercings hubby has his tongue done ;) and he kept the LARGER barbell that you initially get the piercing with because we like it ;) Oh and and lil tip Cold steel is even more fun :kiss: put ice on it first :cool:


I've never had a problem with them 'getting in the way' during the rougher times :D The healing period does kinda suck though since they say to wait a month. But I healed up with both of mine within a week.

[gymdiva]

ok I'm gonna have to come back and catch up on this thread tonight but y'all be sure to keep it nice and warm for me :D

[ibarramedia]

Yeah I laugh again everytime I read those posts :D

A little comedy for the weekend is good for the soul. Yeah Baby.
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[SBT]

It seems everyone does a fine and dandy job of that in here :)

Seems someone even offered up a loan to get the piercing done muhahhahaa

[MsGuns]

I see him in 2 weeks...yeah babee...its on...ooops did i say that...smile

Long distance relationship. :( I just get it when I can!

[MsGuns]

I learned a new word...mouth luving...

TWINS yall are off the chain...startin this thread...
When I see ya...Im giving both yall spankins...LOL

[Shelly]

I learned a new word...mouth luving...

TWINS yall are off the chain...startin this thread...
When I see ya...Im giving both yall spankins...LOL

:Dvsness 2::Dvsness 2::Dvsness 2::Dvsness 2::kiss::kiss:

[dallas3]

Love this thread and the openness from the ladies here, good times :D

[IslandGirl]

ok I'm gonna have to come back and catch up on this thread tonight but y'all be sure to keep it nice and warm for me :D

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[Shelly]

NEXT QUESTION!!!

who is usually the initiator in the rela??

My man usually is....but ive been much better ;):angel::p

[IslandGirl]

NEXT QUESTION!!!

who is usually the initiator in the rela??

My man usually is....but ive been much better ;):angel::p

It use to be Cam all the time....but I learned to do sum of starting the engine as well. He likes that ALOT! lol!

[Shelly]

It use to be Cam all the time....but I learned to do sum of starting the engine as well. He likes that ALOT! lol!


they always do!:Dvsness 2:

[ibarramedia]

NEXT QUESTION!!!

who is usually the initiator in the rela??

My man usually is....but ive been much better ;):angel::p


Hmm 3some??:D

[Shelly]

who???? ;)

[fitmomma3]

We constantly "play" so its mutual... but it seems like the true initiation always comes from him! I try but rarely have the chance LOL

BUT IG's right when you do THEY LOVE IT! Or I'll leave for work and PROMISE certain things when I get home...they love that too! LOL So easy....;)

[Shelly]

arent men so simple minded when it comes to sex???

i mean. no offense to you men LOL

[fitmomma3]

arent men so simple minded when it comes to sex???

i mean. no offense to you men LOLEXTREMELY!
I don't think most would take any offense at all lol as long as you get naked lmao...

[Shelly]

EXTREMELY!
I don't think most would take any offense at all lol as long as you get naked lmao...

HAAA so true!!!:Melissa:

[KMS]

During prep I am just to darn tired. I have to agree that it has to happen by a certain time or it doesn't happen. One thing is to do it BEFORE hitting the gym at night. But I think it's rather normal to suffer in this dept a bit during prep time. My honey hates that about prep and me getting grouchy BUT he sure likes the outcome in the end.

[IslandGirl]

We constantly "play" so its mutual... but it seems like the true initiation always comes from him! I try but rarely have the chance LOL

BUT IG's right when you do THEY LOVE IT! Or I'll leave for work and PROMISE certain things when I get home...they love that too! LOL So easy....;)

hehehe...

Cam and I pm each other on the board (settle down...not on here........................yet. ;)) and well, ya' know....:waving:

[SBT]

You guys are too funnnnnny!!! :D

[Shelly]

hehehe...

Cam and I pm each other on the board (settle down...not on here........................yet. ;)) and well, ya' know....:waving:

HA!!!

why dont you give us an example?? ;) :p :angel:

[dallas3]

arent men so simple minded when it comes to sex???

i mean. no offense to you men LOL

Skimming through the thread and saw that...lol...all I can say and don't know if I'd speak for all men but just remember K.I.S.S- Keep It Simple Stupid

[Shelly]

Skimming through the thread and saw that...lol...all I can say and don't know if I'd speak for all men but just remember K.I.S.S- Keep It Simple Stupid

yeah...well... i mean. K.I.S.S def applies to MOST men....

i wont list the "simple" things that they enjoy....but you can use your imagination :p

[fitmomma3]

hehehe...

Cam and I pm each other on the board (settle down...not on here........................yet. ;)) and well, ya' know....:waving:
haha fun!! I never underestimate the power of a dirty text and good ole camera phones ;)

HA!!!

why dont you give us an example?? ;) :p :angel:
lol the twins are always thinking :stir: :bananasex: LOL

[Shelly]

i heart this thread!

[dallas3]

yeah...well... i mean. K.I.S.S def applies to MOST men....

i wont list the "simple" things that they enjoy....but you can use your imagination :p

HMMMM....:D:p

[Shelly]

HMMMM....:D:p



:popcorn::angel::popcorn:

[IslandGirl]

HA!!!

why dont you give us an example?? ;) :p :angel:

Probably looks like yours and Nicks! ;) :D

[Shelly]

Probably looks like yours and Nicks! ;) :D

hmmmm. okay not i gotcha!:angel::p:angel:

[IslandGirl]

hmmmm. okay not i gotcha!:angel::p:angel:

:kiss:

[ISABELLE TURELL]

haha fun!! I never underestimate the power of a dirty text and good ole camera phones ;)

lol i love my camera phone;)

[dallas3]

Outta curiosity, any good stuff from the Arnold, afterparties, after-after parties to report....;)

[IslandGirl]

WERD!^^^

[dallas3]

IG knows what's up....:clap:

[IslandGirl]

Oh yeah....we LOVE juicy!!!:popcorn:

[Bernie]

ok, am i the only person who thinks of the old Salt n' Peppa song when they see this thread? and then snickers a lil.....

[Shelly]

ok, am i the only person who thinks of the old Salt n' Peppa song when they see this thread? and then snickers a lil.....

"shoop, shoop eh doop...shoop eh doop"

:p:p

[ISABELLE TURELL]

lol

What group sang that one song "freak me baby"?

[jasons805]

Silk maybe? if you mean the older 90's song

[Bernie]

Silk maybe? if you mean the older 90's song

you would be correct sir....

[Bernie]

"shoop, shoop eh doop...shoop eh doop"

:p:p

:angel:

[Shelly]

:angel:

:lol5:

[Bernie]

:lol5:

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[ibarramedia]

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[Bernie]

so...wait...is everyone now saying sex is a joke...or that it is funny...

hmm...

[tstoke]

yeah I'm up to a year...but you know, at this point, I don't really care...I'll get me some when the timing's right :D

Let me think.....I may have you beat on that one :cool: :confused:

Awww, you're a sweetie, D! ;)



I'll fully admit, I'm damn picky when it comes to men and doing the horizontal mambo. I can honestly say I've never had a one night stand. Guys gotta earn it!! hahahaha

Although, I could at least go for a little mouth loving at this point!! :angel:

And would probably be dead by now if it weren't for this ;)

[tstoke]

lol

What group sang that one song "freak me baby"?


That's the Jam!!!

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[dallas3]

You took it back with that one Tsoke :)

[ISABELLE TURELL]

That's the Jam!!!

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haha yes it is the jam:p

[dallas3]

This song comes to mind for me on this thread, Adina Howard "Freak Like Me"